ikols: you should fuck me tonight (& if you wanna go to heven)
— ᴄᴏᴠᴇᴛᴏᴜs ᴍᴀɢᴘɪᴇ. ([personal profile] ikols) wrote in [personal profile] realistics 2015-05-06 04:18 pm (UTC)

If you run into any assholes, send them my way. I'll find a use for them where they have to be honest.

[ As the first course arrives at the same time as the drinks, he excitedly leans back to survey his ridiculously extravagant, entirely too common meal. Yes, good. ]

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