I get enough unpredictability as Hawkeye. Sometimes a guy just wants to know exactly what's gonna happen when he puts the uniform up, you know?
[ That and sometimes when Hawkeye and Clint Barton blend together, it can be awfully stressful. Hence this vacation, which has suddenly felt a little less like a vacation and a little more like trying to find a place to fit in.
Not easy. ]
And - yeah. Exactly, what if the pizza here sucks? Then all bets are off. I'm done.
And that's exactly why I didn't join a superhero team when they told me I could.
[Because surprise, Verity Willis, the simple New Yorker herself actually registered during the Superhuman Registration Act (only because Tony Stark's very honest declaration in the commercial about finding everyone with powers scared the crap out of her).]
Got my own Superhuman ID card and everything. Category D-7. Non-obvious power. No significant threat to the public. The ultimate hero. [She snickers at the memory, rolling her eyes because there was no way she would have ever willingly joined a team.
But her own grin grows wider than his. Because her own weakness might have been discovered.]
Lucky for you, I've already tested the most prominent pizza places in the area for you, narrowing it down to the ones with the highest quality. I could order some in if you want.
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[ That and sometimes when Hawkeye and Clint Barton blend together, it can be awfully stressful. Hence this vacation, which has suddenly felt a little less like a vacation and a little more like trying to find a place to fit in.
Not easy. ]
And - yeah. Exactly, what if the pizza here sucks? Then all bets are off. I'm done.
[ Clint grins.
Ah, a lady after his own heart. ]
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[Because surprise, Verity Willis, the simple New Yorker herself actually registered during the Superhuman Registration Act (only because Tony Stark's very honest declaration in the commercial about finding everyone with powers scared the crap out of her).]
Got my own Superhuman ID card and everything. Category D-7. Non-obvious power. No significant threat to the public. The ultimate hero. [She snickers at the memory, rolling her eyes because there was no way she would have ever willingly joined a team.
But her own grin grows wider than his. Because her own weakness might have been discovered.]
Lucky for you, I've already tested the most prominent pizza places in the area for you, narrowing it down to the ones with the highest quality. I could order some in if you want.
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