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I'm a Duracell battery. ;)

Then you should keep those for emergencies, Mr. Everlasting.
Don't wanna start running low.

Ehhhh.
There are more interesting things to do in Sexville than the obvious.

Is this where you list them and say "Verity, go on an adventure with me"?

Why, are you bored?

Of course not. I'm having the time of my life hiding between book shelves at work.

Hiding between bookshelves sounds ludicrously interesting to me.
Try and find something interesting!
Go in what passes for the Hogwarts Restricted Section ...

A public book store probably doesn't have anything nearly as exciting as whatever you've been salvaging.

Fine a storybook to read to me.

I wonder if they have anything cute about you in the kid's section.

I changed my mind.

You sure? I thought you liked hearing about yourself.

Those sorts of stories won't be in the kid's section, Verity. EGADS is the phrase I would use to describe them.

There has to be SOME sides of you that are family-friendly.

Um.

Loki.

Verityyy.

You're sending mass texts about condoms.
Why would I expect anything else?

There is that.
When are you free?

Within the next hour.
I'm just killing time. It's a wasteland here.
No one in Eudio reads apparently.

I think movies are more their thing.
Haven't you had any cute glasses types in?
Besides yourself, of course. ;-*

Most people come in pairs trying to be classy with sneaky make outs between the shelves.
But I usually kick their asses out cause my kindness is skyrocket.

Let's have an illicit cuddle between the shelves! :O

No.

Yes!

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