Let's see. Actual God of Lies, Mischief, and generally Shady Supervillain Dealings hanging out with a woman who can call him on every ounce of his own bullshit. Yes, that's very convenient for all my Scooby Doo dickering about.
[ His arms come up around her shoulders, giving a squeeze, and he keeps her within the circle of them a little longer. Just because he can (and she lets him). ]
I think someone's got a kink for being called on his own bullshit.
[When his arm find their way around her, she can't find a reason not to put her own around his waist, nails bundling up the back of his shirt as she gets comfortable in his hold.]
My tolerance must really be keeping you around then, because otherwise, I don't see why you do.
[It's a question she has to ask herself sometimes, one that never gets a definite answer. If only because there's a thousand answers. He listens. He's honest. He apologizes. He cooks (an added bonus really). It hurts when he does hide the truth, it means something to her and it isn't often that she finds herself caring for such things.
She could go on saying all these things at one, but as she pulls her head back to look at him, a slight shrug in place, she sums it up.]
Because my life actually feels real with you in it.
[ It's a touching answer, one he isn't immediately sure how to take. Instead, he defaults to arching a brow and wriggling his hips again in a squirmy dance, hands bracingly rubbing her back. ]
Luckily for you, you get to feel a whole lot more of me on this adventure!
[With her own squeak, a rare, high pitched sound, her arms rush up around his neck as she's picked up, eyes wide with surprise even as laughter rings out, nervous as it is.]
[ He carries her to the sofa, sinking down on it with Verity in his lap; much better. An arm drapes around the back of the cushioning as he pats her knees. ]
You're treating me like a kid. I hated sitting on Santa's lap, for your information.
[A playful pout spreads on her face but her amusement leaves her making no moves to shift from her placement, hands settling comfortably over his shoulders.]
[Sensitive to his ticklish hands, her legs kick at the cushions as they attempt to shuffle up from wild fingers. Giggles rise as she ducks her head against his neck.]
[ Snickering like children, he bumps his temple against hers and settles down with his best friend collected close. His hand finally flattens on a calf, behaving. ]
[Laughter eases all her earlier worries and clinging to his shirt, she lets their heads rest close together as the chuckles settle down, grin still wide in place.]
Well, it's definitely not me. My resistance is impenetrable.
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[ He has to laugh at that, chest shaking. ]
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Good, if I mean trouble for you, then we're even.
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[ His arms come up around her shoulders, giving a squeeze, and he keeps her within the circle of them a little longer. Just because he can (and she lets him). ]
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[When his arm find their way around her, she can't find a reason not to put her own around his waist, nails bundling up the back of his shirt as she gets comfortable in his hold.]
My tolerance must really be keeping you around then, because otherwise, I don't see why you do.
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I keep you around because ... I believe I would be a very different person without you, and it scares me what that might mean.
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Then it's good you got stuck with me, I guess.
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Verity, why do you let yourself be stuck with me?
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She could go on saying all these things at one, but as she pulls her head back to look at him, a slight shrug in place, she sums it up.]
Because my life actually feels real with you in it.
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Luckily for you, you get to feel a whole lot more of me on this adventure!
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What a horror! I'll definitely never get rid of you now.
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[ He squeaks (Eep!) when she pinches his back, sweeping an arm under her knees to pick her up in the next moment with a spin on the spot. ]
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[With her own squeak, a rare, high pitched sound, her arms rush up around his neck as she's picked up, eyes wide with surprise even as laughter rings out, nervous as it is.]
Loki!
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Take a wild guess.
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[A playful pout spreads on her face but her amusement leaves her making no moves to shift from her placement, hands settling comfortably over his shoulders.]
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Excuse me, my lap is a far cry from Santa's.
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Y-you're right! So much — ha! — worse than Santa!
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You still haven't guessed. Do you forfeit?
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Well, it's definitely not me. My resistance is impenetrable.
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[Her brows rise at the answer, but she's not entirely surprised.] She always did have a weird taste in guys. She went for Sigurd, after all.
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[ Sagely sniffing, trufax. He can admit this. ]
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[ If she wants him to start tickling higher than her knees, she's going the right way about it. ]
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[Laughter almost bubbles up again, but she bites at her lip to hold it down.]
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[ Wiggling his fingers in front of her face, magic dances in green wisps at his fingertips. Wooooo. ]
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