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[ikols]

DIRE NEWS, THIS IS A MASS TEXT.
I can't see my floor.
I won a crate of 5,000 condoms at a poker game, can I send you some?

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[realistics]

You sound like a high school health teacher.
You sure you're not gonna use those up on your own?

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[ikols]

I'm not THOR, Verity.

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[realistics]

Hey, I wouldn't know about your godly capabilities.

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[ikols]

I'm a Duracell battery. ;)

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[realistics]

Then you should keep those for emergencies, Mr. Everlasting.
Don't wanna start running low.

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[ikols]

Ehhhh.
There are more interesting things to do in Sexville than the obvious.

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[realistics]

Is this where you list them and say "Verity, go on an adventure with me"?

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[ikols]

Why, are you bored?

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[realistics]

Of course not. I'm having the time of my life hiding between book shelves at work.

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[ikols]

Hiding between bookshelves sounds ludicrously interesting to me.
Try and find something interesting!
Go in what passes for the Hogwarts Restricted Section ...

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[realistics]

A public book store probably doesn't have anything nearly as exciting as whatever you've been salvaging.

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[ikols]

Fine a storybook to read to me.

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[realistics]

I wonder if they have anything cute about you in the kid's section.

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[ikols]

I changed my mind.

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[realistics]

You sure? I thought you liked hearing about yourself.

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[ikols]

Those sorts of stories won't be in the kid's section, Verity. EGADS is the phrase I would use to describe them.

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[realistics]

There has to be SOME sides of you that are family-friendly.

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[ikols]

Um.

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[realistics]

Loki.

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[ikols]

Verityyy.

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[realistics]

You're sending mass texts about condoms.
Why would I expect anything else?

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[ikols]

There is that.
When are you free?

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[realistics]

Within the next hour.
I'm just killing time. It's a wasteland here.
No one in Eudio reads apparently.

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[ikols]

I think movies are more their thing.
Haven't you had any cute glasses types in?
Besides yourself, of course. ;-*