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ikols
2015-05-03 08:21 pm (UTC)
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DIRE NEWS, THIS IS A MASS TEXT.
I can't see my floor.
I won a crate of 5,000 condoms at a poker game, can I send you some?
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realistics
2015-05-03 11:01 pm (UTC)
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You sound like a high school health teacher.
You sure you're not gonna use those up on your own?
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ikols
2015-05-03 11:06 pm (UTC)
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I'm not THOR, Verity.
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realistics
2015-05-03 11:11 pm (UTC)
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Hey, I wouldn't know about your godly capabilities.
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ikols
2015-05-03 11:13 pm (UTC)
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I'm a Duracell battery. ;)
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realistics
2015-05-03 11:18 pm (UTC)
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Then you should keep those for emergencies, Mr. Everlasting.
Don't wanna start running low.
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ikols
2015-05-03 11:25 pm (UTC)
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Ehhhh.
There are more interesting things to do in Sexville than the obvious.
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realistics
2015-05-03 11:28 pm (UTC)
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Is this where you list them and say "Verity, go on an adventure with me"?
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ikols
2015-05-03 11:30 pm (UTC)
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Why, are you bored?
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realistics
2015-05-03 11:37 pm (UTC)
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Of course not. I'm having the time of my life hiding between book shelves at work.
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ikols
2015-05-05 07:30 pm (UTC)
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Hiding between bookshelves sounds ludicrously interesting to me.
Try and find something interesting!
Go in what passes for the Hogwarts Restricted Section ...
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realistics
2015-05-05 08:59 pm (UTC)
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A public book store probably doesn't have anything nearly as exciting as whatever you've been salvaging.
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ikols
2015-05-05 09:02 pm (UTC)
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Fine a storybook to read to me.
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realistics
2015-05-05 09:07 pm (UTC)
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I wonder if they have anything cute about you in the kid's section.
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ikols
2015-05-05 09:19 pm (UTC)
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I changed my mind.
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realistics
2015-05-05 09:21 pm (UTC)
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You sure? I thought you liked hearing about yourself.
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ikols
2015-05-05 09:28 pm (UTC)
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Those sorts of stories won't be in the kid's section, Verity. EGADS is the phrase I would use to describe them.
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realistics
2015-05-05 09:36 pm (UTC)
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There has to be SOME sides of you that are family-friendly.
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ikols
2015-05-05 09:40 pm (UTC)
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Um.
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realistics
2015-05-05 09:44 pm (UTC)
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Loki.
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ikols
2015-05-05 09:45 pm (UTC)
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Verityyy.
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realistics
2015-05-05 09:51 pm (UTC)
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You're sending mass texts about condoms.
Why would I expect anything else?
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ikols
2015-05-05 09:53 pm (UTC)
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There is that.
When are you free?
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realistics
2015-05-05 10:03 pm (UTC)
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Within the next hour.
I'm just killing time. It's a wasteland here.
No one in Eudio reads apparently.
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ikols
2015-05-05 10:09 pm (UTC)
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I think movies are more their thing.
Haven't you had any cute glasses types in?
Besides yourself, of course. ;-*
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I can't see my floor.
I won a crate of 5,000 condoms at a poker game, can I send you some?
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You sure you're not gonna use those up on your own?
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Don't wanna start running low.
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There are more interesting things to do in Sexville than the obvious.
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Try and find something interesting!
Go in what passes for the Hogwarts Restricted Section ...
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Why would I expect anything else?
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I'm just killing time. It's a wasteland here.
No one in Eudio reads apparently.
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Haven't you had any cute glasses types in?
Besides yourself, of course. ;-*
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